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It was a nice warm sunny day, and there was this man out driving his nice done up car through Toronto. He had the roof down, the wind blowing through his mullet, and the tunes turned up. He would wink at all the ladies walking by and show of his ride to the boys by revving it up.

Well while all this was going on, he totally forgot about watching where he was going, and not paying attention the man goes right through a stop sign.

Well a local police office sees this and pulls him over right away.

Officer: License and registration please.

The man: What for, what did I do?

Officer: You didn’t stop at the stop sign.

The man: Yes I did, I slowed down.

Officer: No, you didn’t come to a complete stop sir. License and registration please.

The man: Oh come on now, I slowed down. If your telling me there is a difference in stopping and slowing down at a stop sign, then show me.

The officer tells the man to get out the car. Right as he gets out, the officer starts beating the man. He keeps brutally beating, kicks him, throws him around and then asks the man, “so tell me, do you want me to stop or just slow down?”