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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter
>vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood.
>When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She
>says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.”
>
>After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back
>and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again,
>“Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does,
>and again that warms him up.
>
>After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them
>through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once
>again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.” She looks at
>him and says, “For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?”