Little Johny has a swearing problem and all the teachers know this.
Its the first day of school and the teacher see's she has little Johny in her class this year and realizes she has to becareful with him.
So she says to the class, "Ok children, I am going to go through each letter of the alphabet and someone has to say something that starts with that letter. So lets start with A."
Little Johny instantly starts waving his hand frantically trying to get picked but the teacher knows what he is going to say so she chooses another girl. She replies "Apple."
"Very good" the teacher says. "Now lets go B"
Again Little Johny has his hand waving frantically in the air and again the teacher ignores him and chooses someone else. "Banana" someone says.
"Excellent" the teacher replies.
Well the teacher goes through each letter and finally gets to R.
Little Johny is waiving his hand like a mad man trying to get picked.
The Teacher thinks to herself and can't think anything bad starting with R so she gives him a chance...... "OK Johny, what do you think?"

Johny says, RATS!! BIG FU.CKING RATS WITH CO.CKS THIS BIG!!!"