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Theres a boy in court because his parents keep beating him and he is trying to find someone to take custody of him.
The judge says to the boy, "well son, we are going to make your grandparents have full custody of you okay?"
The boy replies, "OH NO, you can't do that, they beat me worse then my parents do."
The judge says, "ok, then we will make your aunt and uncle take custody of you."
Again the boy replies, "oh, not them either, they beat me worst of all."
SO the judge thinks about it and decides to give the boy the choice of who he wants to take custody of him.
The boy says," The Toronto Maple Leafs because the never beat anyone!"

Jhungly

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off to cause trouble for the establishment

Viperoni

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAYYYYMMMMM!! lolz :P

dirtyoldprick

BOOOOYA! I would laugh except it is true.

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SBC262TT

lmao, that was good

voltar

HA! that's pretty funny.