A man was trying to find a parking spot to start his xmas shopping. He has been driving around the lot for several minutes now trying to find a spot but it seemed he couldn't find one. Every time one became available, someone else stole it.
Well the man was getting truly frustrated and finally said, "Oh lord, if you give me a parking spot I will do anything. I will come to the service each week, be the first one there and the last one to leave. I will help all the people, and even give them beer. I am so desperate, please help me lord."

Well right after the man finished, suddenly a parking spot appeared out of no where right in front of him. The man pulled in it, parked up, looked up at the sky and said, "Nevermind lord, i found one."