Subsidized

It was a nice warm sunny day, and there was this man out driving his nice done up car through Toronto. He had the roof down, the wind blowing through his mullet, and the tunes turned up. He would wink at all the ladies walking by and show of his ride to the boys by revving it up.

Well while all this was going on, he totally forgot about watching where he was going, and not paying attention the man goes right through a stop sign.

Well a local police office sees this and pulls him over right away.

Officer: License and registration please.

The man: What for, what did I do?

Officer: You didn’t stop at the stop sign.

The man: Yes I did, I slowed down.

Officer: No, you didn’t come to a complete stop sir. License and registration please.

The man: Oh come on now, I slowed down. If your telling me there is a difference in stopping and slowing down at a stop sign, then show me.

The officer tells the man to get out the car. Right as he gets out, the officer starts beating the man. He keeps brutally beating, kicks him, throws him around and then asks the man, “so tell me, do you want me to stop or just slow down?”

rabbitman

Sir chirp a lot got the car finished did he?
Here's another.
Young William came home for lunch from kindergarten. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he headed upstairs to check the bedroom. He opened the door and there was his father, who had also come home unexpectedly for lunch, stripped naked on top of his mother who was also in her birthday suit. They were both heavily into the act of lovemaking. His father noticed young William standing in the doorway and not wanting to traumatize the boy, continued humping as if nothing was wrong.
William watched a while, and after a couple of minutes asked, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride, too?"
Somewhat startled by this request, but without breaking stroke, his father answered, "Of course, son, climb on my back."
William swung himself 'into the saddle' and added that little extra weight to his daddy's energetic thrusting needed. As a result, it took only a few more moments and his mother started bucking and moaning - thrashing and writhing wildly.
"Golly Daddy, hang on really tight!" cried young William, "this is where me and Uncle Freddy fall off most of the time!"

gsr.ninja

HAHAHAHAHHA x1