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Joke - dec 3
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A
nurse
comes in and
asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns
while they wait
for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under
one man's
gown and begins to manipulate him. Shocked he says, "My God, what
are you
doing?"
To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system
to have
clean procedure."
Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as
she completes her task. The second man watches all of this, and by the
time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise,
she drops to
her knees, and gives him a blow job.
The first man says,"Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand
job and
he gets a blow job?"
The nurse says, "THAT, MY DEAR SIR, IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
MEDICARE AND
PRIVATE INSURANCE."
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