12-09-2005, 08:58 AM
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The Original !
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Mississauga / Ontario / CANADA
Posts: 1,937
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USMC Interview
Quote:
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It
is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview
between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to teach these young boys when they
visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a
terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a
firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to
become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You
gotta love the Marines!
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