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Old 12-13-2005, 12:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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V-Tech Christmas

T'was a V-Tech Christmas. (Grabed this from a different site)

A V-Tec Christmas!

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn SS, even with it's big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," "in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night


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Old 12-13-2005, 12:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! that was great---->drift_n_shift edit for all the honda (civic) folks... lol



A V-Tec Christmas!

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn SS, even with it's big blower,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four cylinder straining,
In a second, my nitrous hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,

With the piston rings frying,
and my 1.6 litre crying,
I quickly pull to the 180 mark,
All you can see is my neon eurolights glowing in the dark,

In my rear view I see the Camaro trailing behind,
The victory is coming true that was once in my mind,
YES another great kill story for honda-tech dot com,
And I can also tell all my good friends that I was da bomb,

I shift down to third and put my four-way flashers on,
This is how he'll know I just merked him and have won,
I smiled and revved as he turned a corner out of sight,
I can now go to sleep with dreams of this perfect night


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....iunno i was bored... maybe I killed the story srry if i did...
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