A man was walking a trail thru the northern California woods on a beautiful autumn day . he came upon a man with his arms wrapped tightly around a tree, eyes closed and his ear pressed against its trunk .
The man watched for a moment and finally asked , What in the world are you doing?.
Listening to the music of the tree the other guy replied , Come on , try it .
He watched for a few seconds shrugged and tried it . Just as soon as he got his arms around the tree the other guy whips out a pair of handcuffs , cuffs him He took his watch , j.ewelry, wallet and lastly , ripped of his t shirt and pulled down his pants and underwear.
After about 2 hrs of calling for help finally another nature lover comes along the trail .
What in the world happened to you buddy he says .
The guy tells him his story of what happened .
The guy walks around behind him , eyes him up and down. Gently leans in and kisses him just behind the ear and whispers , Buddy , this really aint gonna be your day..77.

So, you got handcuffed to a tree?