Does Anyone Know How To Toast An English Muffin????? .... If So Please Help A Brother Out!!!!!!

you will need
a frying pan (cast iron if possible)
a large pot
stove
a spatula
wooden spoon
3 litres of water
english muffin
toaster
the neighbours bitchy wife.

put water in large pot
put on stove
boil water.

get neighbours wife
tell her to toast your ****ing muffin
if she refuses
slap her with the spatula
tell her to toast the ****ing muffin again
if she refuses
throw boiling water on her
tell her to toast the ****ing muffin for the last time
if she refuses
bonk her with the frying pan (throw mama from the train style)

then go out to a store or restaurant where they might toast those babies up for you.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.....i Dont Own A Spatula!!!!!

and to think, i always just put mine in the toaster.....

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Yeah , 6M,s way is way more fun..77.