Two older couples are enjoying a game of cards....
Two older couples are enjoying a game of cards, when the ladies get up to powder their noses.
One of the men says, "My wife and I tried that new restaurant on 5th Avenue and the beef was the best I've ever tasted. I'd really recommend it."
The other man says, "Really? I didn't know there was a new restaurant on 5th. What's the name?"
The first man starts to squint and is obviously really concentrating. Finally he says, "What's the name of that flower?"
The second says, "Gardenia?"
"No, the red one"
"Carnation?"
"No, the one you give to a girl you like."
"A Rose?"
The first man's eyes light up and he shouts, "Yeah, that's it! Hey, Rose! What's the name of the restaurant we went to the other night?"
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