STreet racing has killed thousands today, as a stretched Intergra rips thru downtown toronto killin hundreds as they raced along the sidewalk several witnesses claim "when we heard the rat-tat-tat OF the MUFFLER we DOVE for COVER" ( Reporter fails to mention also that the statement is comprised of several witnesses word added in one @ a time to suit his front line story )
Police were able to corner the street racers and pleaded peacefully with them to surrender but those street racing thugs didn't want to surrender, but instead crashed 300 feet above ground into the CN Tower killin themselves and others around. SIU is investigating this situation and questionin all the police officers. SIU has comandeered the closest Tim Hortons and setup as there comannd centre
Chief of police states it's a sad day and they will divert all funds and be more vigilant in combating STreet racing. Funds are in processing of divertin to PACER/Erase from other depatments like Special Crimes Units.
When the Prime Minister was asked about this, and to having all cars in Canada governed to 120 Km as so most if not all street racing will be non existance his/her comment was one of sorrow that the car governing process will impact there fat bonus too much from car companies and rejected the thought of even tabling it. Instead vows to divert more money from the Canada's military towards combating street racing as they have done for years, and with the new crisis will divert public health plan funds also to combat this new epidemic
In other news Street racing has now been claimed as #1 cause for youth picking up smoking, and hospitals has claimed all cancer patient were or are street racers.
In World News, the government and dead beat parents have a class action suit against movie makers that brought you movies like Smokey and the Bandit and Cannonball for promoting street racing that caused all the crimes in their nation. Parents have claimed that there kids are now prostituting, selling guns, drugs, smuggling, dropped out of school and other illegal activities as they saw it on the movies, MTV, and in direct connection to street racing scene that brought them into the world of violence. They claim STreet racing was the #1 gateway drugs to all illegal activities, and if they can stop street racing, there will be no crime in this world. Studies has showed Hitler, and Bin Laden were street racers when they grew up and started there path of self destruction thru street racing, and not other criminal activities, guns or violence around them.
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Latest street racing news.....Drifter lost to Tish after a heroing 40km/hr race that lasted 2minutes for the 1/4mile while going from Licks on Progress to Perkins with a D
Doc, you have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands....LMAO
Yes yes.. wat can I say when I'm lost lookin for Licks @ Progress I have to find something to kill the time.
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Tish says:
Latest street racing news.....Drifter lost to Tish after a heroing 40km/hr race that lasted 2minutes for the 1/4mile while going from Licks on Progress to Perkins with a D
STreet racing has killed thousands today, as a stretched Intergra rips thru downtown toronto killin hundreds as they raced along the sidewalk several witnesses claim "when we heard the rat-tat-tat OF the MUFFLER we DOVE for COVER" ( Reporter fails to mention also that the statement is comprised of several witnesses word added in one @ a time to suit his front line story )
Police were able to corner the street racers and pleaded peacefully with them to surrender but those street racing thugs didn't want to surrender, but instead crashed 300 feet above ground into the CN Tower killin themselves and others around. SIU is investigating this situation and questionin all the police officers. SIU has comandeered the closest Tim Hortons and setup as there comannd centre
Chief of police states it's a sad day and they will divert all funds and be more vigilant in combating STreet racing. Funds are in processing of divertin to PACER/Erase from other depatments like Special Crimes Units.
When the Prime Minister was asked about this, and to having all cars in Canada governed to 120 Km as so most if not all street racing will be non existance his/her comment was one of sorrow that the car governing process will impact there fat bonus too much from car companies and rejected the thought of even tabling it. Instead vows to divert more money from the Canada's military towards combating street racing as they have done for years, and with the new crisis will divert public health plan funds also to combat this new epidemic
In other news Street racing has now been claimed as #1 cause for youth picking up smoking, and hospitals has claimed all cancer patient were or are street racers.
In World News, the government and dead beat parents have a class action suit against movie makers that brought you movies like Smokey and the Bandit and Cannonball for promoting street racing that caused all the crimes in their nation. Parents have claimed that there kids are now prostituting, selling guns, drugs, smuggling, dropped out of school and other illegal activities as they saw it on the movies, MTV, and in direct connection to street racing scene that brought them into the world of violence. They claim STreet racing was the #1 gateway drugs to all illegal activities, and if they can stop street racing, there will be no crime in this world. Studies has showed Hitler, and Bin Laden were street racers when they grew up and started there path of self destruction thru street racing, and not other criminal activities, guns or violence around them.
ROFLMAO !!
Soon to be a headline near you
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